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25 Apr 2025 17:16:01
I’m ok, thank you everyone for you’re concern, not going to lie it’s hard every day gets harder, I’ll be back when I can I promise.
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{Ed014's Note - great to hear from you Dublin, hopefully you drop in when you can and come onto the live chat if you feel up to it.
It’s tough mate, I lost both my parents within 6 months when I was younger but we are resilient human beings and you will get there bud.
Stay strong mate!
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25 Apr 2025 18:30:29
Good to hear from you Dublin
Speak to you when you feel up to it🇮🇪☘️🇮🇪☘️🇮🇪.
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25 Apr 2025 20:32:30
Good to see you back Dublin.
Take it easy and talk to someone if you can or another good way to get feelings out is to write everything down that is in your head, both good and bad. It's almost like having your own counsellor 😊 then chuck it away if you want, although in a little while you may look back and see how far you've come 💙.
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25 Apr 2025 07:20:00
Folks, was chatting to an Arsenal fan in work and we were talking about this season
He was saying fair play to Liverpool and we were talking about the European cups
I said how I wouldn't mind Spurs winning the Europa, as:
1. I can't remember them winning anything lol
2. I hate Utd
3. I really hate Utd lol
I also said I kinda would like to see Arsenal win the Champions League as they have never won it and critics use this against Arsenal in arguments over great sides
But, can you imagine in the season that Spurs finally win a trophy, and a European one at that, Arsenal then win the big one - Arsenal would hold that over Spurs fans for eternity lol and wouldn't that happening just be the most Spurs thing to happen? 😂😂.
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25 Apr 2025 08:05:37
Haha bill mate
You’re always posting from the heart
You’re a good man.
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25 Apr 2025 09:14:05
That is a plan and a half Bill mate.
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25 Apr 2025 11:05:19
Hopefully both of them lose to Bodo/ Glimt that will be funniest imo.
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25 Apr 2025 18:38:26
Hi Bill, Newcastle and Spurs both winning their first trophy since the invention of the wheel in the very same season?
More chance of being struck by thunder mate 😊😊😊😊.
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24 Apr 2025 19:13:30
Just like to wish Jack Wilshere all the best in his first managerial role at Norwich
Good luck Jack mate.
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24 Apr 2025 20:04:19
Jack Vs Aaron last game of the season.
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24 Apr 2025 21:43:36
Has Jack been given the job full time or is he currently caretaker?
I think/ thought Norwich would go for Russell Martin given his experience, his getting Southampton promoted the season before this one and his former connection to Norwich as a player.
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24 Apr 2025 22:15:51
Caretaker G62. More than likely evaluate in summer as they literally have nothing to play for (Norwich) hope they both have success in however many games they manage, fantastic players with more than fair share of injuries that blighted their careers, they are due a break 🙏.
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24 Apr 2025 22:16:48
Sorry Aaron, no pun intended 🙄.
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25 Apr 2025 00:15:41
Look out for Jack running in the London Marathon this Sunday 🏃♂️.
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25 Apr 2025 09:16:33
Hello Eden mate I had no idea Rambo was manager at Cardiff
Wish him well as well👍.
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25 Apr 2025 11:03:50
Hopefully they both do well Bill. It's getting depressing when you've witnessed a player's whole career and still remember them as a 16 year old breaking through and now they're a manager!
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25 Apr 2025 15:01:46
🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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25 Apr 2025 18:46:57
What's the chances of them both being fit enough to sit on the bench during the very same game at the very same time?
Would that not cause a vacuum in the space time continuim resulting in evolution going into reverse?
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24 Apr 2025 16:59:56
Did we have any injuries from last nights game.
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24 Apr 2025 17:40:46
I stubbed my toe on the bathroom door straight after?
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24 Apr 2025 17:52:57
Sorry to hear that mark, so I’m now naming you
STEPTOE.
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24 Apr 2025 17:55:58
Hi gents,
Ed033 is going to have a look at sorting a dark mode in the live chat and also I think, possibly Sally or may have been Mal asked about Dublin and any possible email contact and we don’t retain them.
Dublin, if you are still lurking a lot of posters would like to know you’re ok, so just pop in and say hi.
Equally if any of us can do anything to help then please let us know.
Finally, Sharpie, get back in here, weirdly a lot of posters are missing you!
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24 Apr 2025 18:02:56
Good news about dark mode mate, cheers
As for Sharpie, wouldn't go as far to say missing him! haha.
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24 Apr 2025 19:28:19
Concerned he's fallen in a bog, might be more apt.
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{Ed014's Note - good point!😂
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24 Apr 2025 13:19:15
Partey is off, muhahahahahahaha.
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{Ed014's Note - 😂😂😂
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24 Apr 2025 20:09:05
Is he? I thought I saw there were talks over an extension. I want him gone personally.
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24 Apr 2025 07:41:14
Morning all Ed's and fellow gunners, hope alls well. reflecting on last nights game. totally in control first 15/ 20 minutes then let palace right back in the game and never really got the control back even after going 2-1 up. thought we were very sloppy and gave palace the belief that they could get something from the game. that's draw number 13 of the season that's 26 huge points dropped. any team with title aspirations can not afford these amount of draws. we all know we have had some major issues this season. injuries/ iffy var/ silly suspension's but other clubs have them too. we seriously need to do some proper business in the summer first team/ strength in depth. hopefully this new guy helps arteta with what we need. going back to last night. why oh why is sterling getting on the team sheet ahead of mwaneri sterling seems like a nice fella but offers absolutely nothing to make us better. look at Ethan's stats there's no comparison Ethan is levels above already. also I'm not a fan of keepers who keep coming out of their area. now and again to snuff out danger, fine. a goalkeepers main objective is to keep the ball out of the net. I really like raya. but thought he had a stinker last night. hopefully the draw with palace is a wake up call for everyone at the ARSENAL because if we perform like that against P. S. G over two legs. we will be out. so fingers crossed that was re-set and re-focus. we are in for two absolutely huge games. COYG/ VTH. 🔴⚪️❤️.
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{Ed014's Note - morning Gabi, can’t really argue with any of that, the players minds are focused elsewhere.
Can’t blame them I guess, league was done months ago.
Mentality reset for next week in a completely different comp and good to get an indifferent performance, out of the way.
We have to thank Edu for Sterling, a fab piece of bad business but Andrea Berta would appear to be different gravy!
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24 Apr 2025 08:33:38
Hi Ed, hope you and family are all good. really looking forward to the games with P. S. G. hope your right and last night was the bad performance out of the system. & total focus on what’s ahead. 🔴⚪️❤️.
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{Ed014's Note - I’ve got my fingers crossed it was mate
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24 Apr 2025 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - Philip_hunter2003 has posted a new article entitled, Football Finances Simplified
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23 Apr 2025 07:59:36
Good morning all Ed's and fellow gunners. happy St George day. St George patron saint of England since the 7th century. bravery, chivalry and faith. 🏴 🦁🦁🦁 🏴 COYG/ VTH 🤞for tonight. 🎶🎶 north London forever 🎶🎶.
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23 Apr 2025 09:31:47
Happy St Georges day Gabi and to all our Eds and posters.
Order of the day
Pie, mash and liquor
A couple of pints
3 pts against Palace
No injuries.
Have a great one everyone🏴🏴🏴🏴.
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23 Apr 2025 10:06:24
Happy st George day to all my English friends
Have a great day lads and sally.
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{Ed001's Note - not just the English mal, he is patron Saint of many countries, including Georgia (which is why we Anglicised the name to that), Russia and a lot, lot more. Oddly not Greece, despite him being Greek. Just thinking we might have a few from those nationalities reading!}
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23 Apr 2025 11:35:07
Never knew that Trish
Hi are you buddy?
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{Ed001's Note - I used to work with some really idiotic Chelsea headhunters, proper National Front member paid up neo-nazis that would go big on St George's Day. I used to enjoy pointing out all the different nations he was patron saint of and that he was not just Greek, but also an immigrant who fought as a soldier for Rome. They never believed me, it was in the days before the internet was prevalent and they were too stupid to know how to read a book! For some reason, we never got on at all.
I am good mate, enjoying the sunshine and looking forward to the game tonight here. Should get back in time to then watch your game, fingers crossed you win, I really want us to smash Spurs to lift the trophy, rather than because you lost. Normally I wouldn't see any chance of that Palace side beating you, but you have your eyes on bigger fish right now!
How are things with you mate? What's the weather like there? I remember we went to Ireland on holiday and it would rain all the bloody time. We just seemed to end up going to see things and sit in the car looking at them through the rain!}
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23 Apr 2025 12:27:17
I’m ok Trish mate, just waiting for news on my dad, who is in the last stages of dementia
The weather over here is shyte especially for kids on Easter holidays
Well done this season, I don’t like excuses you won the pl fair and square
I would just be ecstatic if we won the cup, I never ever thought we would be in with a chance
Regards mate.
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{Ed001's Note - so sorry about your dad mate, I just hope they get the UCL to give you something to celebrate.}
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23 Apr 2025 17:22:43
Good on you. ed001. I know my history too. he is patron st of many places… I get so frustrated with morons causing havoc with St George flags draped over them. its bloody embarrassing… they are the small minded minority. that sometimes bring disgrace but there is so many of us now who will call them out for what they are… massive 🛎️🔚’s.
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{Ed001's Note - sadly the problems seem to be getting worse.}
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23 Apr 2025 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Leicester City v Liverpool - A Quick Liverpool Perspective
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22 Apr 2025 07:39:03
{Ed's Note - NOTSOZIPPY has posted a new article entitled, Players Liverpool FC Should Keep Or Sell
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21 Apr 2025 22:04:28
For years it's always been the "so called" magic sponge. Now it seems like it's the magic hand up that can heal a player writhing around in complete agony.
No wonder I sometimes prefer watching games in lower leagues although it's creeping in there as well.
Embarrassing.
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22 Apr 2025 07:55:20
Until they punish faking injuries and diving properly they will remain part of the game unfortunately mate.
Reetrospective video should be used and if there is clearly no contact when a player has gone down like a sack of spuds a five match ban would give them plenty of time in the gym to build up they resistance to changes in the windspeed.
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22 Apr 2025 08:57:24
Embarrassing is the right word Ramsgate mate.
Of our own players in recent times I thought Lacazette was a complete embarrassment at times.
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