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05 Aug 2026 19:35:24
Wow Hector Bellerin looks like he starred in Cheech and Chong.
{Ed014's Note - I couldn’t believe his new look, bloody awful 😂
05 Aug 2026 20:13:11
We getting spanked.
{Ed014's Note - yep pretty poor stuff from us so far and how bad is Kepa
05 Aug 2026 20:20:40
We got one back now, losing 2-1. I know we have a lot of the side out, so a good run out for squad players.
05 Aug 2026 20:21:34
Can see why we signed another keeper mate.
{Ed014's Note - yep although whether he’s any better I don’t know, having Raya is such a blessing.
05 Aug 2026 20:25:17
Amazed he is not playing, it's not like he got worn out in the WC!
{Ed014's Note - he will be back soon and only fair to let him have a little bit of an actual holiday 😂
05 Aug 2026 20:29:15
Nwaneri trying to damage everyone lol.
{Ed014's Note - we are falling over ourselves to give them a few goals 😂
05 Aug 2026 20:31:47
Think our defence is still on a beach somewhere.
{Ed014's Note - most of them are to be honest and 1-3 is no more than Betis deserve
05 Aug 2026 20:37:24
Yeh, they seem to be more up for it. Think they said this is their 6th friendly, it's showing.
{Ed014's Note - I wondered if that would be a factor when the commentators said that.
Be interesting to see if we do any better 2nd half, not a great deal on the bench.
Quinn describing us as lethargic
05 Aug 2026 20:44:27
Think he said "letaaaargic".
{Ed014's Note - you're right he actually did 😂😂😂
05 Aug 2026 19:28:39
Dream over now let's move on.
05 Aug 2026 20:13:20
Exactly, Dublin, didnt really think it was going to happen.
I think there was genuine belief that we could get the deal done, but we got Bruno today, so quite a good day at the office.
COYG.
05 Aug 2026 15:31:33
Why aren't we looking at Rashford, surely we won't go wrong with him, he is exactly what we need, covering the left wing and also the centre forward, plus plenty of high level experience.
05 Aug 2026 16:14:22
Thumbs up from me Highbury. 👍🏻
05 Aug 2026 20:01:27
Who's to say we aren't looking at him, Highbury, mate? We are very good at keeping our cards close to our chest, and things only becoming public knowledge just before deals are done.
I know this is frustrating for some fans who want to know what's going on, but it's clearly working well for the club.
I think it's easier to just believe the club know what they are doing, and that by the time the season kicks off everything will be fine. 👍
05 Aug 2026 11:11:07
Looks like Bruno is a done deal.
Absolutely fantastic signing.
Magic hat chant is the song that the Newcastle fans use for Bruno.
Can anyone come up with something original?
05 Aug 2026 15:13:15
We've got Bruno. He's magic, as you know.
He runs our midfield and makes the Arsenal flow.
05 Aug 2026 15:26:40
The best I can think of, Bill, would be Amy Winehouse, something like:
They said we'd need a load of rehab and we said "Bru-no-no!"
He's been white & black, they can't have him back, "Bru-no-no!"
He can turn on a dime, & we all (or Mikel) think he's fine.
They said we'd need a load of rehab and we said "Bru-no-no!"
05 Aug 2026 15:45:44
Brilliant Jim. 👍👍
05 Aug 2026 22:35:52
Wonderful Jim. 🎶 🎵 👍
05 Aug 2026 10:13:09
Morning all Ed's and fellow gunners sky sports news breaking right now Arsenal agree £75 million with Newcastle for Bruno guimaraes. am I allowed to believe it now I won't until I see him hold up that red and white shirt. onto vini jr, I know a lot of people (myself included) think vini/ vini's agent are possibly using the Arsenal thing to gain a better deal with Madrid.
(would be a great signing if we could get him) . But let's flip the scenario. could the Arsenal be using vini talk as a massive smoke screen .? . If so, realistically who do do you think/ really like to appear through the smoke I'm going for nico Williams and if not doable I'd probably go Marcus rashford COYG/VTH 🔴⚪️❤️.
05 Aug 2026 10:32:52
Hi Gabi, I think both the player's representatives and Arsenal are using each other, and I'm pretty sure if everyone else can see it, so can Real Madrid. I'm sure we'd be interested if he was genuinely interested in moving, but I don't believe that's the case, and he will be with Real for a few years yet, mate.
05 Aug 2026 10:40:29
Morning g62, hope all's good. I'm with you on that. I think Vini will stay at Madrid. So, who would you go for as a left-sided attacker?
05 Aug 2026 10:41:24
Gabi, do you really think the likes of Real Madrid, with all their management and directors, would fall for a "well if you don’t pay me what I want I’m going to Arsenal"? Come on, we are talking about the biggest club in football. There is no way it’s all a scam to get more wages. We are genuinely for him! And if Real want to bend and pay him what he wants, that’s what everyone will say happened. But if he signs the deal that’s already on the table, then what will people say? "Vini rolled over"? Arsenal are just waiting to see what Vini wants to do; the ball is in his court, nobody else’s.
We have offered a better deal than Real, so let’s see. But all this nonsense of him bluffing to get a better deal is laughable. Try that out where you work, see what happens. I’m sure we will do something even if it’s not Vini.
05 Aug 2026 10:48:31
Good morning, Gabi and John.
Like John, I cannot see it happening.
There's + and - to the deal if it did happen.
He is obviously a world class player, and he would enhance the squad's quality beyond measure, but the fee and wages could hamstring us in later transfer windows due to profit and sustainability, which clubs like City and Chelsea don't give a flying fig about, but we, The Arsenal, do.
I read an article about how we tried to sign Bruno a few years back, but because of our respect of the financial rules and having still bearing the debt of the £80 million Pepe deal, we had to pass.
I just like to add that if the deal did go through, I wonder if Zubamendi could go the other way.
Anyway, take care both of you.
COYG.
05 Aug 2026 10:58:25
Just like to add, if we didn't get Vini Jr, I was quite impressed with the Norwegian winger Musa. I think that's his name, but I would not have any problem with Rashford.
05 Aug 2026 12:31:15
Morning Dublin, hope all's good. I see where you're coming from, but how do you know we have offered Vini a better deal than Real Madrid? And I also work for myself. On a good day, I could easily bluff myself to a pay rise. On a bad day, I could just down tools until I give in to myself for a better deal, and on a really bad day, I could chain myself to a fence and absolutely demand a better deal, but I wouldn't do any of the above, because my boss is quite a reasonable bloke.
😉 ✌🏻 & 🫶🏻 To you, Dubs.
05 Aug 2026 13:18:14
Class, Gabs, your boss sounds like a good man. There have been multiple credible reports; some even suggested Arteta has told Vini we will build the club around him and he will be the main man. Personally, if this happens, Arsenal will have crazy money coming in and it will change us as a club.
I saw above someone mention we could afford someone because of the Pepe deal, but our club is nothing like that now. We can easily afford him with no financial worries because he is a global superstar and would generate 100s of millions of pounds.
05 Aug 2026 15:28:50
Hi Gabi, if I'm honest, my wider knowledge of footballers and opinions on how good they are isn't anything like what it once was. I tend to focus my attention pretty much on Arsenal nowadays.
I obviously know about Williams from the Euros and World Cup, and in my opinion he's ok, but I'm not sure he's anything close to world class.
If he comes to us, I wouldn't be devastatingly unhappy about it. As for Rashford, I like him more as a central striker than a winger, but he would definitely provide us with a couple more options in both positions.
05 Aug 2026 16:39:49
I know Williams laid on the winner in WCF, but whenever I have seen him, he doesn't impress.
05 Aug 2026 06:30:44
The sort of attitude we need from everyone at the club this year - we need to keep players like this and demand it week in week out.
That means not just putting effort in but that extra run forward, the extra run back and being braver with forward passes. Let’s not be proud because of effort any more - let’s be proud of intent, drive, execution and making tough winning decisions like playing the ball forward.
Effort should never be the trait that gets you the jersey but showing you are a winner.
That includes you Brian.
COYG
"I want to win everything there is to win in the game," before adding: "I want to win trophies on the biggest stages whilst being a person that’s always learning and stays grounded, which is so important."
05 Aug 2026 11:10:44
Bruno all but over the line, and quick considering World Cup. Brian? What are you smoking, Dylan? :) COYG.
05 Aug 2026 23:31:18
I hope to be jumping up and down like Zebedee with our new midfield and exciting play.
04 Aug 2026 09:31:06
Christian Norgards farewell message to the club and the fans is absolutely fantastic.
🫶🫶🫶🫶.
04 Aug 2026 07:56:43
I'm struggling to understand our policy in the transfer window, why all the faffing about, why not get the deal done on Bruno before he flies to Spain to join up with Newcastle.
As for all this Jnr chat. If you believe it, we have the first PL game two weeks Friday; it's baffling.
Someone enlighten me.
04 Aug 2026 12:06:30
I like to think, Banbury, we are now breathing in rarefied air for decent players. Look how long Liverpool spent on Diomande (might still happen, apparently) and how long they have taken on Barcola without much opposition. Decent players and agents are looking for big bucks in this window, particularly. Plus, everyone is in for wingers, so options are kept open. I can't believe the Vini Jr rumours, and think for the disruption he isn't worth it, but MA possibly does. Once off holiday, Bruno seems to be moving quickly, and I'm sure there is another big signing coming.
The first few weeks throw up strange results, and we just have to make sure we don't get left behind in the weeks before the international break, which I'm sure the Champions have got covered. Buying tons of players is notoriously difficult to integrate, and from a position of strength, adding Bruno plus another will see us good to go. There are so many moving parts to a transfer, I'm sure we aren't faffing around, but making sure Bruno, our top target by the way, is done. Hope you're well, Banbury. COYG
04 Aug 2026 16:03:39
From what I have heard, BG, the clubs have agreed a deal in principle, but Newcastle have been trying to sign his replacement before entering into formal negotiations.
04 Aug 2026 16:36:36
According to the BBC website, Arsenal and Newcastle are now, for the first time, in direct discussions with each other regarding the transfer. All previous discussions have been through intermediaries.
The BBC main page itself (obviously discounting its daily round up of media gossip) doesn't report very much transfer news, but what little it does report is usually petty reliable, so it does look like both parties are now looking to do business with each other regarding Bruno.
👍
04 Aug 2026 16:54:15
Hello John, mate, hope everyone and everything is good.
You're right there, mate, about the BBC.
Plus, David Ornstein has posted that the deal is close.
I think we are all in agreement that it's a fantastic signing for us.
Take care, John, mate.
COYG.
04 Aug 2026 17:28:47
Hi Bill, mate. Ormstien and the Beeb both reporting positive news about the deal definitely makes me feel it's a matter of when, not if, it will happen.
Take care, Bill, mate, and catch you soon. 👍
04 Aug 2026 07:39:12
{Ed's Note - Philip_hunter2003 has posted a new article entitled, What United Still Need in the Transfer Window
03 Aug 2026 14:43:35
Afternoon all Ed's and fellow gunners. hope alls well sky sports news reporting bid for Bruno rejected by Newcastle. both clubs now in direct talks. so all the talk last week about £77 million deal all agreed and Bruno having medical Monday was all a load of old cods wallop .
03 Aug 2026 15:34:27
This is Arsenal's first direct contact with Newcastle.
03 Aug 2026 16:22:25
That's rumours for you, Gabi. I never take anything too seriously until it's on the club's own website. It saves on all that disappointment or unnecessary upset, depending on how you personally feel about the player that's being talked about, mate. 👍
03 Aug 2026 16:33:15
I think Newcastle got Bruno out to Spain to see if their new manager could convince him to stay as a last throw of the dice.
What I will say is that, out of all the rumours flying about, Ornstein has said all along that personal terms have been agreed, but no contact has been made between clubs. He also said that Arsenal have a walk away ceiling of around the 80 million mark, and will walk away and concentrate on other targets, which I presume is Alex Scott.
As Arsenal have apparently bid £77 million and Newcastle rejected straight away, we are very close to our walk away figure.
Even though Bruno has said all along he won't throw his toys out of the pram like Isak, I wonder if his attitude could change if he thinks the move is not happening.
03 Aug 2026 17:08:03
Hi Bill, mate, I think it's best to let it all unfold as it will, and just accept the club will do everything within their power to have us in the best shape possible come opening night. 👍
Obviously, for us fans, the fee is irrelevant; we just want the player, but of course the club has to get everything right on and off the pitch to keep us both financially viable and competitive on the pitch.
Can't be easy, mate.
03 Aug 2026 17:13:07
Hi g62, I got suckered in. 🤦🏼♂️ I'm always telling my 3 boys, don't believe anything until it's official on club website. Don't know what came over me. Must be all this hot weather warping my little mind. 🤪
03 Aug 2026 18:29:04
Hi Gabi, mate, it's not easy to stay in control of our emotions when we really want something to be true, we all get carried away sometimes, mate.
Who knows, he might still turn up yet, but if not, it's worth remembering "Sometimes, when life doesn't give us what we really want, what it gives us instead turns out to be even better than we ever dreamed possibly." 👍👍👍👍
03 Aug 2026 19:01:19
He's out in Spain to say goodbye to the players and staff medical tomorrow.
03 Aug 2026 19:49:44
The "Don" moves at a snail's pace - not sure how he got that name. I will rename him Brian from Magic Roundabout.
Slow, and goes round in cycles.
Come on, Brian! Formulate a plot.
Success is your only option; failure's not.
So here you go, it's your shot, feet, fail you not.
This may be the only opportunity that you got.
03 Aug 2026 20:46:38
Is it just me or has Sy just rapped? I'm liking it if it is so! COYG. I love this site. 💪 💪
03 Aug 2026 21:26:31
It had a bit more of a grime edge about it for me, Kent. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
04 Aug 2026 11:53:50
87, it's all rap with a capital C to me. But I like the idea of you and Sy being down with the kids. I'll stick to The Jam, Stones and the best band, bar none, live in their pomp, ACDC. COYG
04 Aug 2026 14:03:09
They were fast machine.
They get their motor clean.
They were the best dawn football team.
I've ever seen.
04 Aug 2026 14:40:20
Get in, Bill! 😈 ⚡️ 😈 COYG.
03 Aug 2026 09:03:24
Ed001 wanted to get your opinion. How essential is Vini for the title defence? I really worry about the lack of goals in the team outside of Gyokores ( who I expect to have a big goal scoring season) .
I know people will say Saka but can we really trust him to play enough games to put up big numbers? Do you also see Arteta changing his methods to potentially be a bit more attacking this year or do you think he will double down on the current approach?
{Ed001's Note - I don't think Vini is that essential, I would worry about him rocking the boat too much coming from Madrid, where they molly coddle players. I don't think the issue is the players so much as the style of play in terms of goals. I hope Arteta will want to open up a bit more and go for it now he has broken his league title duck, but I fear it will make him double down on his methods as he had success with them.}
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