05 Aug 2026 11:11:07
Looks like Bruno is a done deal.
Absolutely fantastic signing.
Magic hat chant is the song that the Newcastle fans use for Bruno.
Can anyone come up with something original?

1.) 05 Aug 2026
05 Aug 2026 15:13:15
We've got Bruno. He's magic, as you know.
He runs our midfield and makes the Arsenal flow.

2.) 05 Aug 2026
05 Aug 2026 15:26:40
The best I can think of, Bill, would be Amy Winehouse, something like:

They said we'd need a load of rehab and we said "Bru-no-no!"

He's been white & black, they can't have him back, "Bru-no-no!"

He can turn on a dime, & we all (or Mikel) think he's fine.

They said we'd need a load of rehab and we said "Bru-no-no!"

3.) 05 Aug 2026
05 Aug 2026 15:45:44
Brilliant Jim. ??

4.) 05 Aug 2026
05 Aug 2026 22:35:52
Wonderful Jim. ? ? ?

5.) 06 Aug 2026
06 Aug 2026 10:38:18
? ?
"I don't believe that anybody feels the way we feel about you now, cus after all, you're our Bruno." ???

6.) 07 Aug 2026
07 Aug 2026 10:14:42
I just re-read, and instead of
"he can turn on a dime" something better would be:

"Runs, scores & passes all the time, and we all think he's fine."

Or, a little more self-deprecating,
"He doesn't score all the time, when he does it's extra fine."