07 Aug 2026 21:17:39.
My local chemist was robbed.
All what was left was a jar of brylcream and a packet of contraceptives.
Police are looking for a bald headed Catholic.

1.) 08 Aug 2026
08 Aug 2026 09:19:26
So Ed007 then? He's here somewhere.

{Ed007's Note - I'm not feckin' bald!!! ?? And any good Ned worth his salt is thieving the Brylcreem to sell.... toiletries always sell well on the streets ?

2.) 09 Aug 2026
08 Aug 2026 22:35:03
?? You should know, mate. How yous doing?

{Ed007's Note - All good here thanks mate ???